WhitakerGardner: Oh snap, it's McDonalds Monday! Hellz yeah!

Infinite_Kels: Oh Snap Some people just got in a car accident next door #Beingnosey

_xAimHighx_: #DuringSexThoughts I don't feel nothing. Oh snap she doesn't have any walls

VTizzle: Oh snap! Beetlejuice is on! I won't say it 2 more times. ;-)

hondahead12: Todays bob marleys bday oh snap lets light up

Inkheartice: Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3 ...inkheart

mR_sHekNow: #duringsexthoughts I wonder how yo mamma is wit her fine ass..

BelinaZM1D: Friend: omg your mom is so nice! You: its because you're here.

iankshiz: your mom is so pretty... you look like your dad. #thingsnottosaytowomen

_BxTchImGreat_: Yo mamma so bald headed lmao

ShutUppBitch: #DuringSexThoughts && boom goes the dynamite

Kaveros: Aaaaand BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

MrBobbyFresh: #DuringSexThoughts wait wait WAIT..and boom goes the dynamite

DJFATZ_001: #DuringSexThoughts ....5,4,3,2,1....and boom goes the dynamite

RoBBLukeisfunny: And boom goes the dynamite. #joshpowell

pieniadzm: Dragon ball Z in my pants :3 lol

iJustBCoolin: And unfortunately ur correct...shudnt kept it in my pants

annaHmaeve: I can't drink for fear I may pee in my pants #howtosurviveahorrormovie

nick_sell: Everytime Dr. Rogers says "Woody plant", i almost pop one off in my pants. #elasticjeansmakemerandy

rebekkacrawford: I have a huge hole in my pants

cmajeflat7: I'm over everything today!!! I need a hug...lmao

BigBooty_NELL: I need a hug.:/ #SadTweet

Liiiissaaa: So hungry and tired :( I need a hug today is poop.

ItsMeganBieberr: I need a hug for warmth as I am so cold....~_~

_MakaLika: I need a hug and a LOT of alcohol

honeylove__: PEON! PEON! PEON! > pew pew pew.

plentyhoes_: - Ms Fisher face when I walked& said "pew pew! " ?

matthewtole: I can't seem to stop making pew, pew noises. I think I have turrets. #worstpunever

fanjiUCING: Pew pew pew aseeeek banget braaaaay

donaaiman: My blanket is calling again (Y) Bye tweeples :* pew pew pew

LadyGy: Who wants to play monopoly the Simpsons version with me?

QeemStymest: I hope to meet Aidil tomorrow. I wanna play Monopoly Deal

Sionnach666: Girlfriend said she'd love to know what it's like to play with her very own dick, so I offer to play monopoly with her.

fadlinnurhani: I l1k3 to play monopoly

mkelly007: I?m in my office if you?d like to play Monopoly. And by play Monopoly, I mean do my expense reports.

Jonny_Adams2: #bestpauldydphrases OHH YEAHH, The Cabs Are Here, She's too young for you bro!, fist bump push up chap stick, lesbihonest

4evaLove_Eunhae: I said fist bump . Not fisting . They are two different things . VERY DIFFERENT .

4evaLove_Eunhae: Oh ya . I gave her a punch in the face like a really light punch like a fist bump .

_MalloryMoore: Did I really just see two guys fist bump as a greeting? I didnt know people actually still did that.

DjRonnyG5369: was watchin me a little marathon, and when they did the fist bump, i thought of you. #yeahyou

katee_robert: I really don't want to have to whip out the pimp hand today, darlings. *sigh*

Toppdawg_: My pimp hand is strong I will slap a bitch name Tommy waab !

LilDudeKjay: Pinky ring on my pimp hand .

_JaneLane_: But is your pimp hand strong enough?

DineAndBash: #blackhistorymonthbylawrence today we salute chris brown always kept his pimp hand strong

natnatxx14: Good news everyone ! Just fixed my car door lol

jackt_hb: Good news everyone...

HarrisorasRex: Good news everyone .. My friend converted and is now .. NO LONGER .. A #phassyhole

jar0n: More good news, everyone! This Monday lark isn't so bad, is it

GButtrey10: Good News everyone, the dancing guy is back on campus! #swag

AdrianoDiasC: le hour of the fap fap

JDLOVESOASIS: i'll stop masturbating if you stop watching porn!. #simples

elvisknievil: New cologne idea; the smell of that awkward minute right after you cum while masturbating.

callmehuggy: fap fap.. down ya momz back.

CountryKSwag: #ThoughtsDuringSex if she arch her back a lil bi.... o shit! Fap fap fap