thug_willy: She really don't need to be on one tho. Shawty be squeezing in my pants sometimes now.
LucyGuerrero: I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it. I'm sexy and I know it! (8)
pieniadzm: Dragon ball Z in my pants :3 lol
iJustBCoolin: And unfortunately ur correct...shudnt kept it in my pants
annaHmaeve: I can't drink for fear I may pee in my pants #howtosurviveahorrormovie
nick_sell: Everytime Dr. Rogers says "Woody plant", i almost pop one off in my pants. #elasticjeansmakemerandy
rebekkacrawford: I have a huge hole in my pants
LauraMainyy: Orlando Bloom. He can get in my pants too. #addstolist
Pablo942000: Twitter is at times odd. My statement of jizzing in my pants was retweeted by a in my pants bot, how odd
AmbianPancakes: A ninja might be impressed at how I cum in my pants and no one notice, but he would probably just think its sad.
_BabyFac3: I got a passion in my pants and im not afraid to show it .!
Pablo942000: It's looking very likely that Madonna is going to play Edinburgh on 21st July. I will actually jizz in my pants if true
Trish_DeSouza: Wait I need a guy best friend not tryna get in my pants I just wanna b chill wit ppl no sex is that so Wrong
ezrara: I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it!
_LaJuicy_x3: Lmao Jen said "omg your so sexy gey in my pants!"
MTMontgomery7: Please excuse my thong that doesn't wanna stay in my pants... Urg
katie_baybee: Whole time it was in my pants pocket lls
rafie88: "I have an army.." "We have a Hulk" Jizzed in my pants. #avengers
allisonpaynee: there's a huge hole in my pants conveniently on my ass
TerranceTantrum: I put my cover in my pants so it looked like i has a butt and danced for ebony LOL
hjohnston: Ants in my pants #cantsitstill
maaisyrees: she turned to me, thats when she said it, looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit, i jizzed in my pants
Sammsz: You garnn need an ambulance after you be done with this hammer in my pants
jodiemariexo: ashton kutcher- get in my pants! #enoughsaid
TrevHi12: Lunch time! Jizz in my pants! #PrematureShooters
lizanl1996: Had a panic when my jeans weren't where I left them, just ran around the house in my pants till I found them!
13blanton13: "Jzz in My Pants" is my anthem.. #PrematureShooters.
GrandmaBillia: Hot fine guys in Sverdrup, why aren't you in my pants?
_BigOlTwitties: "The lump in my pants means I love you" ---> whaattt?? lmbo
bendobson21: If we get Raddy Antic as new manager I will jizz in my pants, can't argue with that CV #lufc