btjokes: Yo mamma so nasty she's even got acne on her Facebook
Inkheartice: Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3 ...inkheart
mR_sHekNow: #duringsexthoughts I wonder how yo mamma is wit her fine ass..
BelinaZM1D: Friend: omg your mom is so nice!
You: its because you're here.
iankshiz: your mom is so pretty... you look like your dad. #thingsnottosaytowomen
_BxTchImGreat_: Yo mamma so bald headed lmao
Pink_EVERYWHERE: Yo mamma tweet about dumb stuff.
amielisking: Is that your ass or yo mamma have reindeer ?!
BizWhalifa: shidd if yo mamma didnt wake you up yellin at yo ass, then you should be having a great morning .
caraghmurphy: running round town with your mom is so much extra annoying with slush
gascotfhylmo2: Yo mamma is so fat she tried eating an iPhone because it has an apple????TwT
dansmell_: Yo mamma jokes are Gid #FirstYears
trix_Z33: Your mom is so so old her first concert was thriller
ShreejanTipold2: Dmn yo mamma so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile bacc. Smh
LookWhozWatchin: Yo Mamma is so ugly even Tom on #MySpace doesn't wanna be her friend,
HarrisonTheFan: Yo mamma, #qanda starting shut out the cat and crack a tinny #UnAustralian
brianllanesjr: Your Mom Is so POOR, she couldn't even PAY ATTENTION!!!
LauraJayneeee: Move move shake shake now drop.... What yo mamma say?!
yvonnedacuyan: I am happy for you my dear MK atleast now you can sleep well. Your mom is so nice...
TheNakedBacon: Yo mamma's nose so flat, i could draw a straight line usin ur ruler
scotthatt1: Yo mamma don't know dick!
THADANIELLEx: Your mom is so fatt, she is for sale at Mcdonalds !
_itsforeverjay: Oooo u a mammas boy ? I bring it to u and yo; mamma.
ElizaHopeMiller: I watch Downton Abbey. Like what you do with your mom is so much cooler.
priince_leo: bitch yo Mamma shoulda swallowed when se had the chance!!
Dumbass_Fool: Yo mamma so fat the only letters she .knows is kfc
Dumbass_Fool: yo mamma is so poor she drives a peanut
ComradeAesop: Me And You, Yo Mamma, And Yo Cousin Too
YoungBossHarmon: #RememberWhenn You Use To Be Like "There Go Yo Mamma" && Sumbodyy Look && You Sayy #MadeJaLook
JayvierT: Yea boyy! Taste so good make you want to slap yo mamma.