AdrianoDiasC: le hour of the fap fap
JDLOVESOASIS: i'll stop masturbating if you stop watching porn!. #simples
elvisknievil: New cologne idea; the smell of that awkward minute right after you cum while masturbating.
callmehuggy: fap fap.. down ya momz back.
CountryKSwag: #ThoughtsDuringSex if she arch her back a lil bi.... o shit! Fap fap fap
SpaceChinees: if you cant fap for a while i feel bad for you son i got 99 minutes and im just fapping once!
ominous_nate: The iPads battery life allows for extended fapping.
EmsyWemsy91: fap fap fap at that last one indeed!!
petpetting: *fap fap fap* if you know what i mean
SammyGom: I could have swore I heard someone fapping while I was in the bathroom..
domtaylor_: Looks like god has been participating in a lot of masturbating recently with the fog and snow everywhere
saysuttinshan: I was texting this girl I was dating, well when I say dating I mean looking on her Facebook and masturbating #hiElro
UKBieberPorn: Just got a mention saying; "Justin Bieber caught masturbating" He probably seen his reflection in the mirror again.
matthewcars0n: Ian Paisley's had a heart attack from masturbating too hard over the Jubilee
CountryKSwag: #ThoughtsDuringSex imma b late for class... Welp... fap fap fap
WakaFlockaWlad: Do you ever wonder who thinks about you while masturbating? I do. A lot.
emmyblotnick: "I'll Make Love At You" -- masturbating hobo covering Boyz II Men
Ignorad0: FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP... Oh, wait, quise decir FAV
livetogetrad: Monkey masturbating cannot handle this
Iam_Njoroge: So fapping with Lip gloss is what they call makeup sex? Thanks google.
WitMasterB: Every guy considers masturbating with raw chicken at least once in his life.
Hthoms: Prof may or may not have hinted that someone was masturbating in class #awkward
Bodaijizou: You mean fapping marathon.
jupiterlove18: #DuringSexThoughts "I would have been better off masturbating-____-"
TheTweetrich: Just heard someone use fapping in a real conversation while I'm eating #godwhy
drake_ana69: #DuringSexThoughts..Shit masturbating would've felt better!
BooBooCakez: Fap city bitch. Fap, fap city....
_justdevan: #DuringSexThoughts..dayum masturbating wouldve felt better!
stpbieberhaters: EWW!! This guy walked past us and he was talking all loud about masturbating. #sicko
citizenkrans: "Give me money and I'll stop masturbating on your lawn while I watch you sleep" #bumsigns